Friday, April 23, 2010

In Touch says Charlie Sheen is cheating with Angelina Tracy

According to In Touch magazine, Charlie Sheen and Angelina Tracy, lingerie model/escort, have been seen together. The Huffington Post reveals, however, that it wasn't an average shady rendezvous. No, Brooke Mueller’s notorious husband – who is going through rehab just like she is right now – was spotted outside Angelina Tracy’s Studio City apartment wearing a hooded sweatshirt, dark glasses and … wait for it … a fake porn-style mustache! These days, Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves. They are just too easy, just like no faxing payday loans.

Is Angelina Tracy an enabler?

12 step variety rehab programs typically don't advise patients like Charlie Sheen to date everyone, including Angelina Tracy. They usually don't advise this until patients have things under control anyway, which Charlie sheen clearly isn't under control given that he is running around in fake mustaches. Unhealthy relationships don't help recovery, and that would consist of anything that might exploit addictions or otherwise enable bad behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn’t officially a licensed therapist but plays one on glossy paper – claim that Sheen has been struggling ever given that he was arrested for Christmas following Brooke Mueller’s 911 call. All of his rendezvous with $3,000/hour escorts when in rehab doesn't indicate that his issues are clearing up.

Some nuggets from the In Touch Angelina Tracy/Charlie Sheen story

If Sheen wants to show Brooke that he has changed, then he may have to bite the bullet, face reality, and adhere to no matter what fidelity cliche his conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other salty news Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) loves many salt on her margarita glass. Just what with rehab and all, Charlie probably shouldn't be drinking the non-virgin stuff.

Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof – No virgins here

You have yourself a train wreck if you mix that with over proof libations. In Touch quotes one person who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as easily as possible.” He certain did. There are so many lives to wreck and so little time. Perhaps he’ll get it at some point and think of his kids, but do not count on it. Women like Angelina Tracy are eating up the children college funds and leaving the family with another wave of celebrity offspring that is dysfunctional.



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